Okay, yeah, I am going there--
I really enjoy my 2:00 to 3:00 hour every day. If I miss a day I read the recaps on the website or I call my fellow watcher for an even better update. There is something about watching a soap opera that makes you feel so much better about your life. My life surely could never be that bad! There is no way I can grow up with pycho parents, not know who my daddy is, be stalked when I get to college by a nut case, be a victim of many sinful endeavors, sleep with every man in my town, have a few of their babies but yet not know who the father is b/c I "fell in love" with each one but the relationships only lasts a week, possibly lose the baby but then find out the next month I am pregnant again(with a different man) after being told I would never have children again, work just several hours a day, have romantic evenings of candles, bubbles, and wine, be shot by the mob a thousand times but never die, be beautifully make-uped everyday and even wake up in the mornings looking fresh and ready to go to a party, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda............
It is so unreal that it makes it great! I am an avid watcher of GH. It has history and it wins many many yearly awards (my dad right now is gagging)!
2-3 used to be Malaya's cartoon watching hour, but since she can not watch cartoons any more it is her own "special" time in her room to play, dance to music, or whatever as long as she doesn't talk to me..JUST KIDDING!!
I end with a very serious question--
Can you be a Soap Opera watcher and still go to heaven??
Just kidding again.....You really don't need to answer the question...NO, really Dad, you don't have to answer that...
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Josh, you crack me up!!!!!:) And thank you for the truthful correlation between soaps and life.
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Well, I am now recovered from the CPR treatment due to my gagging. Can you watch soaps and go to heaven? I bet in heaven you can go watch them between 2 and 3 with Jesus every day -- just like here on earth. (Now who is gagging?) It's so much fun being the dad who is expected to say those kinds of things. I would hate to disappoint.
You left one out, eternal life! How many times has someone been shot at point blank range and survived or been brought back from the 100 foot cliff car crash! Seriously, you knew you were going to get a comment from me. I planned Parker's nap schedule around GH! I love that one hour of, 'things could be much worse!' Yes, I will still go to Heaven, along with Lila, Stone,Sage, and Lilly. Isn't there grace?? You are too funny! Glad you enjoy my recaps!
Hello??!! Of course you are not going to make it into Heaven for watching soap operas. The only people going to Heaven are those that watch Laguna Beach and all the other "real life" shows! Oh wait, then I guess that includes you too!
I'm not sure about GH, but I sure hope Amazing Race is okay! And I think I'm in my own crazy version of survivor right in my own home!
Hahahaha!! Yes, Kelli my confession of nightly reality t.v. was coming in a later blog:) I really do have a lot to work on...Laguna Beach, Newlyweds..What was that, Josh about pop culture!
Melanie, I bet you do have your own Survivor..Do you still have your MOPS survivor bandana or t-shirt. It might help to wear the costume!!:)
Jenny - You just crack me up! I just love you. I am so glad you have this blog so I can remember all the fun times you made me laugh! Thanks for the smile today, and yes even though I am not home during the day...I too am apart of the soap opera day as Days gets TIVO'd everyday! Love you girl!
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